Archive for October 1st, 2009

The Bullsh*t Ending to My Day

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

So today was one of those days… The days that never seem to end and you just want to climb back up the stairs, change back into your pj’s and crawl into bed until the sun has set and risen once again. But, of course, you can’t. So, how does this hair-raising day end? One of my boarders is turning out her horse, O’Malley, into his pasture when she sees a tiny black thing running around IN the pasture. Not a cat. Not a dog. Not even some weird animal I can’t name. No, it’s one of our neighbors calves. A one day old bull to be exact… So people begin to gather (think we eventually got to 5) to attempt to put this 100 lb calf back into it’s own pasture. He was having none of it! Head-butting anything and everyone in sight and O’Malley calmly stands off to the side observing the hysterics. Then they both began to head towards the same gate (O’Malley and the calf, that is) and I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a large beast jump out of his skin so fast in regards to something that could, quite literally, walk underneath his belly… After what seemed like an eternity of people waving their arms, lots of head-butts, the mama cow mooing for her baby, and O’Malley keeping his distance, the poor terrified calf crawled back through the fence to his mom. All I can say is thank God for my boarder (thank you, Shannon!) and her level-headed horse. So now, I go to bed knowing that I already have one thing on my “To Do” list for tomorrow… Fix that fence.

Good Morning… Hope You Enjoyed Your Breakfast

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Don’t get me wrong, I’m very appreciative that my barn cats are doing their duty and making sure that our barn is free of all small edible creatures, but there are moments where I wish they sucked at their job… Like this morning. Not a bad morning, Charlie’s swollen eye was looking more normal and nothing had been destroyed over night by the equine monsters during the dreaded switch from night to day turnout. So not bad…. right? Wrong. I walk back to the house to enjoy my breakfast (because, of course, my lovely pampered 1,000 lb+ beasts get to dine first at our farm or the human folk will hear about it) and what do I find? A headless rabbit carcass… I will spare you the details, as they kept me from eating, but needless to say, my darling barn cats, who are no larger (and possibly smaller) than this headless rabbit had dragged the poor bunny cottontail to the GARAGE! They are supposed to be BARN cats! So, hopefully, by lunch time, I’ll be hungry again…